She's JV to your varsity
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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