did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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