I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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