Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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