I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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