sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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