doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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