so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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