Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize