I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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