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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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