The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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