going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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