chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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