Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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