and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
