just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
