loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
it's like iHOP with fire
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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