Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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