She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I love you. Go after that dick
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
