Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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