I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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