sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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We left the knife in your bed.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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