I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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