You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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