She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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