just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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