think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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