these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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