I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dignity is for republicans.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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