I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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