How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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