Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
too bad you live with your parents still
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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