we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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