I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
my liver is dry heaving
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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