You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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