Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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