and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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