My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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