So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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