I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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