Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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