i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
my poor anus
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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