And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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