I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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