i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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