Ambien. No doubt about it.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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