I just pynch a tree in the face
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Your cock deserves a montage
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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