Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So many bounce houses so little time
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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