i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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