i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I need moral support for this bender
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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