She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
