so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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