Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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