bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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